tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

deductionhunters:

beauxbatonsacademy:

i’d make a penis.

That’s exactly what I expected to see when I scrolled to the bottom

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

"I want all my secrets back"

six word story (via goodeveningmrmouse)
  • Me: i'm over my crush
  • Crush: hey
  • Me: nvm

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

tyleroakley:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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